February 2011
1 post
1 tag
May 2010
1 post
1 tag
March 2010
3 posts
Make Model - "The Was"
Unintelligence negates picturesque. Objectivity earns you points with me. Unintelligence negates picturesque. Interactivity beats pornography. A comatose stone is softening the blow. Comatose stone, softening the blow. I need company nearly constantly. I feel bad for me with regularity. Looking bad undressed, not unlike the rest. Even I’m impressed when I take second best. ...
You know what i'd like...
A “random tumblelog” button. Top right. Up there somewhere.
Find something new = Read something new. A whole lot like stumbleupon, but for tumblr. Can I just take this opportunity to say that I’m loving the changes made to tumblr. One day i’ll get my *** in gear and sort mine out.
Like this: http://www.randomtumblelog.com/ only integrated. You know what i mean. I’m...
February 2010
2 posts
October 2009
7 posts
Large Hadron Collider = Terminator. FACT. →
Where do they find these people!?!?!??
Baby survives after being run over by train →
The only word I can use for this is “Chilling”….oh, and possibly “Lucky”!
Gnoosic - Find new music →
Weekends come and weekends go
This year is going impossibly fast… its actually terrifying.
And this is just clever/cool - Iphone extra... →
….Android version pretteh purlease!!!! **jealousy**
Uncyclopedia →
“Did you know..that the glass is never half full? This is partly because the volume-to-density ratio and the surface tension matrices are mutually exclusive, and partly because I hate you all.”
Funny as hell. I especially like the page on everyone’s favorite “Mind-hacker” (and apparently, pigeon) Derren Brown
September 2009
1 post
Star Wars "Force Trainer" →
As if anyone doesn’t want one of these. Not really sure on the point, but hella cool anyway
August 2009
3 posts
http://www.firebox.com/product/2029/Vuzix-iWear →
On a geek scale of 1-10, how geeky is wanting some of these? Especially if you factor in one of the main selling points as it will make me look more like the blind guy from star trek? oh dear… that high eh?
Oh dear...
I’ve been neglecting my tumblr quite badly. BAD ME!
Left it without a “proper” theme and looking rather shabby.
I apologise profusely and will rectify this shortly.
July 2009
9 posts
1 tag
"Eyes Wide Terrified" by Johnny Foreigner
Pulling down the blinds Blocks what’s left of the stars So I’m tripping over bottles Tracing footsteps in the dark Tomorrow will be a good day for broken glass There are men in this room who would pay for this Missed calls to say, i missed the morning most You can’t talk about it You can’t talk about it Keeping secrets playing at witches Our bodies stretched out Our bodies...
You are not: a box tick, file and then forgotten You are not: an advert-sucking, purposeless automaton You are not: a populous primitive and docile You are a living breathing piece of art, printed on a t-shirt
“The New Standard” Jetplane Landing (listen)
"Customer Service" - How hard can it be?!?!?!
Me: "How long do I have left on my mobile phone contract?"
Callcentre: "You'd like to upgrade your phone?"
Me: "no, not right now, just want to know how long i've got left"
Callcentre: "What price plan would you like?"
Me: "No... your not getting this are you?"
Callcentre: "Urrrr.... which handset do you want to upgrade to?"
Me: "Goodbye"
June 2009
7 posts
(un)productive weekend?
Three excellant ways to pass the time this sunday..
Star Wars Asciimation - Its Star Wars - but not as we know it (oh no, wait that was Star Trek wasn’t it? damn). Basically, Star Wars + ASCII art = geek heaven.
Pick the Perp - Do you know your criminals? Try to match the crim with their crime.
Dogfight 2 - Fun (and quite addictive) flash dogfighting game. Blast-tastic.
I’ve been waitin on the overdrive. Slick and polished on the inside. It ruins feeding time. I’ll recover in an empty room. In remission from a real mood. Sit down, f*ck-up, and wait your turn.
“my recovery injection” biffy clyro
March 2009
3 posts
Oh what a beautiful morning..
It really is a beautiful day today. The sun is shining, seagulls are squarking away in that way they do, and its a really nice temperature outside of the breeze for this time of year. I think every morning should be like this. I can only think of two improvements : bit warmer, and a nicer setting than prittlewell station. Heres hoping that one way or another i get both of those this year!
Vimeo-esque ASCII text generator →
Cooler than a polar bears cool bits.
“I’m about to stop playing “Who shall I kill first?” in my...”
– Bernard Black - “Black Books”
January 2009
2 posts
Oops
They are playing ‘I will survive’ in Woolworths. Bad taste? You decide..
December 2008
13 posts
Hibernation sounds good to me..
Seriously, what the hell? Our reasonably mild winter ended rather abruptly and i’m no where near physically or mentally prepared for it. New years eve is going to be a cold one for sure..
Listen to : Calories →
Formed from the ashes-of-awesome-but-never-released-their-album-despite-waiting-years-to-do-so (pant pant) birmingham based noise-rock band Distophia (of which have the dubious honour of having the song that gets stuck in my head the most recently, with the noisy bouncefest Robert Redford), I’ve been watching Calories with great interest, and I’m not dissapointed.
The latest track...
"Black Books" is great..
Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: I think you should wash it, yeah. Then shave it off, nail it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow.
Top 15 "Google Street View" Sightings @ Mashable.. →
“There’s so much sh*t on our fan,
it may as well be a muckspreader”
– Me (another fun day at work)
P.S I'll find my frog →
I first saw this ages ago. And it still makes me giggle like a small (and rather stupid) child..
Firebots! →
Thats my weekend sorted then…